Pooping on a Plane

Wow, what a feeling of relief it is to not feel ashamed of a natural bodily function or need.  Growing up, I never had a sense of shame over having to have a bowl movement in public spaces.  My mom said, make sure you line the toilet with toilet paper and you should be good.  Well, I think today was the first time I pooped on a plane.  Seeing as though I don’t fly as often as I’d really want to; I don’t have many opportunities to relieve myself on a plane like I just did.  For a while I was going to try to hold it inside.  Sadly my stomach said, no sir we are not doing that.  You have another hour and change on this flight.  Get up and go!